Urban Dictionary Meme!~

1. Your name?
Rachel
1. the most edible female name
2. Hebrew name meaning 'an ewe', or 'little lamb'. Symbolizes purity.
3. A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.

I partly agree with 3 minus the sexy part. Also, I'm...edible...?

2. Your Age?
14
1. Used in connection with Northern California Latino gangs. Contrary to the number 13 which is affiliated with So-Cal, 14 may possibly be a reference to the letter N since N is the 14th letter in the alphabet N would stand for North, Northerner, or Norteno in Spanish.
2. The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
3.It is a lucky number as it follows the unlucky number 13

Alright, I WANTED to move to Canada, but now I'm a little concerned...

3. One of your friends?
Vince
1. A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much.
2. the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said
3. Lodging glass in one's body parts, usually occuring when doing something one isn't supposed to.

Yeah that sounds like all of him...except the drinking...although he DOES ACT drunk...

4. What should you be doing?
Homework
1. a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
2. Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.
3. an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

YES!!! Finally! A dictionary that has the correct definitions! XD

5. Favorite colour?
Green
1. A word used to discribe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to "green" to pick.
2. a odd person, always off the subject.
3. horny, referring to the idea that colors can induce feelings. (Orange=hungry, blue=calm, red=angry, green=horny)

... Well then ...

6. Birthplace?
Maryland
1. A little bit of everywhere else, plus an ass ton of Old Bay seasoning.
2. America in minature. There is basically nothing in america that won't also be found in maryland. we have the rich and the poor, farmland, beaches, cities, oceans, and bays, republicans and democrats, anything you name it. We have the orioles and the ravens who kick butt most of the time. Baltimore, which might as well be the capital, is the stronghold of maryland. in baltimore you will notice an accent that is different from the rest of the people in maryland cause yes we do say stuff like wooder instead of water. o yea, and if you live in maryland and don't eat the famous crabs, you are considered to be weird. in short, maryland is the best state to live in if you want to experience america.
3. Where the crabs are damn good, where the "Hood" is in a suburb, where one of the richest counties is 20 minutes away from D.C., where D.C. is D dot C dot, where the UMD Terrapins will smash anybody, where there is a tree every two feet and where you can be shot(B-more) 30 minutes away from a bougie neighborhood.

Yep, just like our school ^-^

7. Last person you talked to?
Jake
1. the police.
2. A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
3. To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.

Exagerating a bit on nnumber 2. And haha! Jake is a liquor bottle XP

8. One of your nicknames?
Rei
1. Japanese name that means "zero" or "souless", made famous by Ayanami Rei in the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.
2. A rare species of Human that roams in #FFradio Chat in MIRC (Webnet)
3.A girl who is Anti-Everything, contradictory, hypocritical, and a retard who can't spell.

Number 3 made me cry T-T

Now I Tag... AxelLuber!